Apparently Yoga Vita pops up if you type any of the following into your trusty search engine:
squirrel + disaster
YOGA + “SELF HATE”
my body feels heavy I’m all thumbs
I would also like to point out that whenever I type “ashtanga” in this blog, the editing tool suggests that what I really meant may have been “fishtanks,” “mustangs,” or “tangents.” Hmm.